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Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps

"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"

by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024


Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 05, 2011


dirt beaver

When you're eating a girl out, all while sitting in a giant mud pile.

Totally gave her the dirt beaver this past weekend.

by Datdirtbeav26 February 04, 2016


Canadian Beaver Tail

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.

Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.

by RustyMantis January 02, 2022


Beaver Jam

A term for girl-on-girl intercourse.

"I went over to Jan's house and found she and Cynthia engaged in a full-blown beaver jam. Scissoring, 69, toys... it was awesome."

by Rick Rudd November 07, 2022


Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

by Qoven_Marinade February 09, 2019


Beaver roll

Fat girl's vagina

I bet that girl has a beaver roll.

by Jilldo and aj August 30, 2013