Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps
"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"
Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.
"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."
"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."
"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."
When you're eating a girl out, all while sitting in a giant mud pile.
Totally gave her the dirt beaver this past weekend.
While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.
A term for girl-on-girl intercourse.
"I went over to Jan's house and found she and Cynthia engaged in a full-blown beaver jam. Scissoring, 69, toys... it was awesome."
1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.
2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.
3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".
Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.