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When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....
Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!
You snort salt, take a shot of tequila, and then squirt lime in your eye.
Dude, want to do the wild bill challenge?
Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid
Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids
You have a bad case of the runs and you are banging your girl. When you are about to nut, your ass will involuntarily shoot out some squirts of diarrhea. You then mix your jizz and squirted diarrhea in your hands and hand it to your girlfriends face. All the while you are making the classic Bill Cosby face and saying: "There is always room for Chocolate Jello mmm mmm."
I'm not feeling to well, i have a bad case of the runs. But Sheila came over last night and I got to pull an Angry Bill Cosby on her.
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Being a sexual deviant while having a girlfriend/wife.
Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.
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When someone folds their money so that the small bills show, and hide the bigger bills on the inside of the fold.
I use the jewish bill fold so that people think i only have a few dollars.
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One of the most over-rated rookies to game of Rugby League. His "Iron Shoulder Charge" is his pathetic excuse of a tackle as he has not got the balls to lay a decent, solid tackle. He has only done this 4 or 5 times in his short carrear, and is his only real "skill". He is merely a "NLR Prodigy", as was Lee Hookey and Ben Ikin, and look were they are now; a "journey man" not having a solid carrear, and forced into early retirement respetivly.
there are plenty of other young guns coming through the ranks who are as equaly as, or even more so, talented as "SWB" but get no credit, it is a hypocracy against the NRL, and with the approaches from Rugby Union will inevitibly see them all being poached by the Super 14 competition.
Sonny Bill Williams or SBW is an over hyped rookie whom gets fucked over when ever he plays South Sydney for some reason (ie. season 2004: fractured ankle, and 2005: semi-dislocated shoulder - trying to do his lame shoulder charge, and his ankle again later in the season.
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