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"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"
The "correct" name of any bird you tell your children when wont stop asking questions and you don’t actually know but can't break their tiny hearts by letting them think you don’t know every damned thing about every damned thing in the universe ever!.....but also still kindda love that they still think you do :)
And What’s that one called daddy? ...oh, that’s the ‘Moroccan Chicken-bird’ sweetie.
When a gay guy or a group of gays go some where to see guys bulges.( the bulges are the birds) Usually during basketball short season or sweatpants season.
I'm at the gym bird watching.
The daddies are out at the mall so I decided to bird watch.
Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
An insult to call someone if they are annoying you
Dad! You're such an annoying bird!
Any form of constant use of twitter.
Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?
Robert: Course it's the schnaz.
when birds are sitting in a tree, on a branch that is able to be reached from ground level. One or more persons of either sex walks up to the tree and skakes the branch. the birds in the tree have now been razzled.
"hey Jame and Warrandi, some birds over there, wanna go razzle them."
"look at those guys over there, they are defs Razzling the Birds"