Homo Burn

When your standing next to a man that is acting like a complete "Flamer"

Guy 1: Haaaaay!

Guy 2: Dude, your given me "homo burn"

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Burning sensation

What you get if you make it to Burning Man (cf. Burning Envy).

Mike: Dude, what happened at Burning Man this year?

Nate: Dude, I totally got a burning sensation after crazy drug-addled sex with total strangers out on the playa.

Mike: Dude, that is sooo awesome.

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Controlled Burn

Planning to share just enough information in a meeting so a potential troublemaker won't have much fodder.

Q. How come you're not showing the whole navigation scheme?

A. Tom's going to be there and he challenges everything; we've only got an hour so I'm going to go for a controlled burn.

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Carpet Burn

1. When you at a club or party setting and you start talking to a girl. Buy her drinks, talk her up, put in the time. And after you think you've got this one. Her girlfriend walks over and she walks away.
2. When shes got a 5'oclock shadow(not on her face) and you come up with a slit redness that wasn't there before.
(straight girls may know this from kissing men who haven't shaved in a couple days)

"hey where did that girl go you where just talking to"
"she left"
"with who"
"her girlfriend"
"o man you got carpet burned"
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"Hey sarah were you out in the cun today"
"no, my girlfriend lost her ravor"

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Bible burning

An event that some pagan groups ect. and people in the porn scene movement ect. have ever so often in order to protest fundamentalism ect.

Are you going to that bible burning?

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burned were

Similar to burned fur. They were weres once taken by the mundane world tourtured mutilated a horrible new fandom. They hate weres beyond belef. I think otherkin4breakfast is one and so am I. They tend to spend time insulting weres and making fun of there belefs. How they are formed take a were and put him or her on a were site they get flamed and they flame back then the manager bans the newbie. FUCK FACISM. If they would just let me back on the fuckin site I would not be a burned were.

Lupine Shawn is a burned were.

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Burning Bush

The act of a woman dousing her crotch in lighter fluid and lighting it on fire to entice her male partner. This is a highly advanced sexual technique.

"Joony was so hot for me last night that she gave me a burning bush as a surprise."

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