Car roll

A edible car the size of a roll

I had some car roll for dinner

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koon car

A burgundy 7 series BMW.

Person 1: "Hey look at that BMW, what kind is it?"
Person 2: "A koon car."

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Car Hawk

The mohawk look that your car gets when you wipe the snow from only the front and back windshield and there is still a pile of snow on top of the car.

Hey Tom, you gotta wipe the snow from the roof of your car. You have a total Car Hawk

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Car Sack

A mis-pronunciation of the word sarcasm when laughing hystarically at what you said.

person 1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
person 2: oh this is totally what i wanted... (sarcastic)
person 3: HAHAHAHHAAAHAH thats a lot of car sack...i mean... uhhhh

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Car seat

Putting a girls driver seat all the way down and back, while sitting naked under her, having sex while she drives

She crashed her car while we were on our way to a trampoline park because we were doing the car seat.

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unload the car

When you fart a heaping load of steamy jizzum out of your bum hole.

Deebo went in t'zeeka's booty, after she ate Taco Bell. Dat gun had to unload the car.

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Corvette Car

A Small Penis

Todd- “John has a Corvette Car.”
Jerry- “You mean a small penis?”

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