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a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2
person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next
Guy 1: omg the british secret service finally caught that family of chinese hackers
Guy 2: lm(f)(b)ao
After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand
Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:
noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.
-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."
Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.
Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”
Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”
Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.
Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.