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chopped and screwed

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Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022


Provines chop

A chopped ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after chopping the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly chopped the finger of ginger that would be used to Provines chop her.

Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.

by Richard cheese 69 July 29, 2022


Military chop

A military chop is a bad haircut offered to military at a very low price usually less the 15. You can most often find the military chop on coast highway in oceanside. The barbers tht work at these shops have no talent and work ethic and cant get a job and be successful at a barbershop we’re you have to be good to work there. There is usually no interview required to check talent and skill cutting hair. Barbers most likely use drugs such as meth and weed and drink on the job.

Hey that barbers has a star-trek helmet on cutting hair and the management is ok with tht? What a military chop that haircut is. only on coast highway will you see tht.

by Kingheroin July 25, 2022


Chop licking

When one dog licks the licks of another dog thereby removing any excess food remnants that have caked up in coagulated slobber. In some instances licking turns to nibbling if the remnants are difficult to remove. It’s considered a loving and caring maneuver only orchestrated by a truly selfless giving dog.

There goes Chollie chop licking Archie again, he’s all up in there this time. Likely a dick lick coming next.

by Triplejump August 5, 2022


Chop Mate

You use Chop Mate or Chop Bro when someone says what you were thinking.

Your Bro: Lets get some Wings and Fries

You: Chop Mate lets do it

by Basilikan August 27, 2023


Chop Daddy

Slang term used to describe an incompetent or pointless person who spends all their time chopping and creating an underlying feeling of resentment: often used to express a collective sense of dislike

Tony: What is Chop Daddy doing?
John: He's gone to lunch with some intern, he's trying to put them away
Tony: What a complete chopper

by sj703 May 18, 2011


Chopped Dice

1. A public speaker who loses the attention of the audience after having an attention grabbing introduction due to rambling or rabbit trailing

2. A gambler who places a large bet and rolls snake eyes/loses

1. “That speaker’s speech was chopped dice
2. He when all in at the craps table and received chopped dice

by Captaincapable July 12, 2024