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The act of shoving a Barbie doll up your asshole feet first. The doll's unrealistic physical dimensions make it easy to slide deep into one's rectum until only the head is visible.
My gay threesome with Alan and Julio was going great until they held me down and gave me a Malibu Dream House. I still can't get the brown and red stains off my favorite Skipper.
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A freakin awesome Indie Rock band from Upstate New York.
Person 1: Hey, butler monkeys with little top hats are giving out free $100 bills tonight at the bar, wanna come?
Person 2: Sorry dude, I've got more important things to do, I'm going to the Dreams from Gin show.
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The one girl in which you'd do anything just to be with her. The girl in which you'd never think of cheating on. The one girl in which you'd do nothing to harm her or let her be harmed, . Someone, in your eyes, looks like an angel who came down from Heaven.
Ted: Whoa, there she is, Emily Maxwell. (glazed look in his eyes).
Jay: What's so special about her?
Ted: What's not special about her? She's the Girl Of My Dreams, the one I would do anything just to be with her. I would never dream of cheating on her. Emily looks like an angel that came down from Heaven.
Jay: That's deep bro.
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When your dream goes in and out of random skits that last a few seconds and are full of random hilarity,sex,odd things,and you have no control over what happens.
man I had a robot chicken dream last night first I was at home with Megan fox then I was in Mexico getting attacked by a swarm of cockroaches with sombreros
The best song ever. It’s breathtaking, magnificent a true masterpiece for the ages it will be remembered in history books
Dream sus remix is the best song ever
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A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.
Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!
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1) a Night Terror
2) a particularly scary Nightmare
a Jimi Hendrix Dream is a nightmare that happens in a semi-conscious state. You are either totally asleep and dream that you are awake, but it is hard to move.
Or you are conscious but can't move because your body hasn't awoken, although your mind has.
In that state you cannot move an inch but you feel as though your spirit can, albeit with some difficulty.
This is a well known and widely accepted medical condition that most if not all humans will experience, some more frequently than others. And seems to be more common in those with known sleep problems, such as, sleepwalking, insomnia, or hypersomnia.
However being raised in a religious household your parents may confuse a Night Terror with their 2 teenage sons frequently listening to Rock Music
Dads: Is Jeff up yet?
Kenny: Yeah, he is in the bathroom
Dads: Did he have another one of his Jimi Hendrix Dreams again last night?
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