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IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

by profbass March 18, 2010

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)

PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)

Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.

by Ian’s mom August 14, 2018

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Post Concert Depression

It's none existent it's a mockery of depression and needs to be stopped pcd isn't true because your "depression" last for only a certain amount of time. It mocks people who have depression and it's not okay use post concert sadness it's honestly not that hard and that's how you truly feel sad you don't "develope" depression after one concert that's not how things work so please be more aware and you the term post concert sadness rather than pcd

'dude post concert depression got me all messed up'
'Post concert depression isn't real, It mocks people who have depression and you aren't depressed you are sad.'

by ixnayonthehombre November 8, 2015

10πŸ‘ 305πŸ‘Ž


Manic depressive pixie dream girl

A manic pixie dream girl that is broken or jaded in some way and often has a tragic backstory usually suffers some form of mental illness usually a personality, mood, or dissociative disorder and/or ptsd due to/from a traumatic event in her past

Examples of the manic depressive pixie dream girl would be ophelia from hamlet or misaki nakahara from the anime adaptation of welcome to the nhk

by Nobody1995 May 8, 2022

28πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Wowzers my guy I'm depressed.

A phrase to easily show how depressed you are, even though 56% of the time its a joke.

Random person: "You're stupid"

Another random person: "Wowzers my guy I'm depressed."

by ImHereUnfortunatly April 14, 2019


I have crippling depression

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?

Meg; I have crippling depression

by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Complete Star Wars Trilogy Depression

The gut-wrenching and all-consuming pit of despair that overwhelms one who has recently completed the sequel trilogy of StarWars; and thusly has come to the realisation that he/she will never see another spontaneous scene from Ben Solo again-as he/she has witnessed all there is to see.

β€œHey Lauren, are you okay?”

β€œNo Adam, I have complete Star Wars trilogy depression.”

by Matt, a radar technician December 21, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž