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Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024


The Donut Shoppe

A sex move, often used by people who don’t like being sticky during intercourse, i.e the chronically sweaty. The parties in question cover themselves in baby powder pre-coitus, to assure a complete and utter lack of stickage. This makes them resemble that of a powdered donut.

Man 1:“ Bro, me and Stacie totally opened the Donut Shoppe last night, I’ve got powder everywhere.”
Man 2:”Dude. Sick.”

by Matthew Succomati August 26, 2021


Yellow Donut

A Bagel

Child: i want a yellow donut
Mum: Thats a bagel

by Ginganinj December 23, 2018


Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.

I went to the shops and got donutitis.

by Rehamyentruoc December 26, 2018


Flaming Donut Fairy

1) A Flaming Donut Fairy is a fairy who is a lit with flames and usually brings donuts to the good boys and girls.

2) A flaming man (Flamer) who dresses in a fairy costume and gives donuts to people.

Kid 1 "Wow, the Flaming Donut Fairy brought me a sprinkle donut."

Kid 2 "The fairy brought me a chocolate frosted donut."

by Cosmo619 January 15, 2011


Boston Cream Donut

The act of getting double penetrated in the nostrils, and having your nasal cavity filled with semen.

Hey Brayden, did you get a Boston cream donut cause I noticed your nose was dripping cream

by Leapstone November 11, 2024


Boston cream donut

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)

I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!

by Ezmoney March 25, 2023