Dry Snitching

When you get caught up by the authorities and they tell you that if you give up someones name you won't get in trouble, so you make someone up to save yours and your people's asses.

Example: smash unit comes to your house and ask to look around, you let them in forgetting u didn't put ur stash away, while they're looking they find it, but give you the option to tell them who u got it from and they'll let u go, so even tho u got it from u r homie down the street you make up some person and say u got it from them. It's like u r still snitching, but now the cops r gonna be looking for some imaginary person, leaving their case dry. Dry snitching

Example:

cops: "tell us where u got the dope from and we won't take u to jail today"
You:"uh, Idk his name, they call him j.r, I met up with him down the hill in blajblahblah city"

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Dry Docking

Basically the opposite of motor boating. When a guy just puts his face in between a woman's boobs, and she shakes them back and forth. (alternatively slapping him in the face with her titts).

"I was too tired to motor boat her last night so I talked her into dry docking me instead, Titties!!"

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dry buttsex

Is the act of having buttsex with clothing on. It is kinda like humping, since in both cases the dick never enters the arse.

Lisa: Did you finally have buttsex?
Beth: No, we only had dry buttsex.

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Dry pussy bitch

Often used to explain a females vagina being dry as a desert and calling them a dog.

Guy:Bro Lanisha A Dry pussy bitch , I Fucked Her last night and my shit got stuck Od bruh

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dry poop willy

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

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dry spell dear

A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.

That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.

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fabreze dry cleaner

When you are too poor to go to laundromat and have to just Fabreze your clothes to make them smell clean.

I am out of quarters again and my shirts are all dirty,but oh well, I will just take them to the Fabreze dry cleaner.

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