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animals in your brain...... similar mexican slang for ¨what the hell is up with you¨...... a crazy person
that guy has chimpuales en el istafiate, hes been jumping up and down since the morning
Spanish slang for Jesus Christ.
El Gran Chuy es mi mejor amigo.
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Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.
Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.
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While doing your girl doggy style, right before you spoog,pull out and bite her on the ass so hard as to pierce the flesh. As she turns around in surprise, spit the deadly venom from your one-eyed snake in her face and yell snake!!!
My girlfriend would not let me sppog in her face, so I pulled an El Paso Snake Bite!
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A school that everybody is jealous of
"God damn El Capitan gauchos beat us at everything."
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an especially potent (as in knock your shit off) weed that will keep your high ass on the couch for twelve hours eating munchies and watching peasant vision cause you spent all your money on it.
pass the el dankus chronicus this way man i'm in need of some serious thc stimulation man
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