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Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.
Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.
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Hash slinging slasher. A TOTALLY GORGEOUS BITCH. Who I hate.
Emily Navarro is a BITCHHHHH.
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The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
There is only one Emily in this world and its not you, or is it?
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The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.
Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof
ergo Emily's greyhound
have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound
Oh i see, sorry my mistake
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crazy mofo rower who can pull like a man. amusing girl with an odd sense of humour. dislikes unhealthy food with an obssesively scary passion
oh my god, i'm going to be fat!!
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An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies
I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.
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A woman notoriously known for wiping her vaginal excretions with notebook paper and then putting a numbered title on top of the page. Long after she died, feminists found her cunt rags, bound them together in several books, and announced that her putrid leaks were "poetry."
I recently read Sylvia Plath's "Belljar" but it was Emily Dickinsoned and smelled terrible.
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