bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot
Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him
the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?
"that is such an evan smith move," says person 1. "I know it was so lit and freakin awesome bruh,"
When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue
Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!
Who else but evan....
If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans
Sexy,Hunky Has Blonde Hair Big Sideburns Plays Games Loves Life Father: Micheal Ammar
Jimmy Tried To Ask evan anthony ammar a question