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A true best friend is someone who is there for you.
They are the shoulder to cry on.
They watch your back.
They make you smile, even when you're mad at them.
They will do anything for you.
They aren't afraid to hang out with you in public, they will just be crazy with you.
You would give a friend an oreo, but you'd give your best friend your last oreo.
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Situation when a female doesn't want to pursue a relationship with a male because he is too nice to her.
Peggy just wants to be friends with Al.
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A phrase that if spoken to you means one thing:
The person who said it does not deserve to have you as a friend because they cannot overcome their own ignorance.
Guy: So do you want to go out with me?
Girl: It's a nice thought but I'd rather we were just friends...
(at this point guy starts walking away)
Girl: Where are you going?
Guy: I'm doing you a favour, we both know that I'm better for you than any of your so- called boyfriends- I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of running to me when it falls apart...
(sometime later the girl's boyfriend cheats on her, she learns a lesson, but will go back to dating equally ignorant people)
If anyone ever says this to you, walk away: you deserve better even if it means letting them go...
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a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.
I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.
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1) A fake friend.
2) Two people act like they're best friends, but then talk behind each other's backs constantly.
3) Uses the said 'friend' to feel better about themselves.
Observer 1: Rachael's been talking so much shit about Casey and they're supposed to be best friends?
Observer 2: That's not a best friend, that's a faux friend.
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Fast friends meaning loyal friends, close friends, permanent friends.
John and I have been fast friends since we met in the 4th grade.
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This is the friend zone of the ladder theory. A typical guy on your friend ladder possesses any/all of the following characteristics: virgin, girldump, geek, wuss, and is used by women for emotional support while not getting any pussy in return. The girl's excuse: "Aw he's too nice, I could never fuck him".
"He spent all month trying to talk her up to a date, not realising he was on her friend ladder long before".
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