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a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.
Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?
Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still
A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.
John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?
A demon disguised as a human with a red dress and heels. She made her first song debut called Kiss Me Again.
Guy 1: Girlfriend made a new song!
Guy 2: Cool!
Someone who is dating a guy. Girlfriends can be adorable and scary at the same time. While some are super casual about the whole "dating world" others can get clingy and demanding, and the simple idea of being a girlfriend cat get to their heads. If this is someone you know, bear with them or set them straight, they don't know everything about everything. A girlfriend deserves the world from their boyfriend, and sometimes forget that they also need to give the world to their boyfriend, because they are partners in crime and possibly life. Girlfriends are hard to obtain no matter what amount of self-esteem you have, but once you "get a girl" they can be loyal as hekk. They forget that playing hard to get can bruise a guy's self esteem just as much as guys can bruise theirs. A girlfriend can be a terrible experience, but once you get away from a bad girlfriend there's a whole sea out there and so many other girls who will treat you like a prince. A girlfriend's expectations can be unnaturally high, but not without reason. They want to be safe and comfortable with their boyfriend. Overall, a girlfriend is someone to love and be loved by, so spend time with and cause mischief with whether for a day or a lifetime.
Bro: Man is she your girlfriend?
Bruh: Yeah man, I love her sm
Bro: But does she love you?
Bruh: Yeah totally :)
A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.
All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.
The possible Issues and side effects are such as:
-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem
Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''
Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)
2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.
something i know i'll never have
person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!
person 2: nice
person 1: what about you?
person 2: ):