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Horse Jockey's Boot

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

by Toosh March 21, 2008

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The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86ยฐ overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 16, 2021

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Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011

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hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a very large penis of a blessed man.

CJ won a trophy for being hung like a horse, since the large size enabled him to produce the most cum during a competition.

by racinqueenn July 27, 2014

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dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

by Darious Guile October 22, 2009


Grand Theft Horse

Joke name for the video game Red Dead Redemption.

Person 1: Dude, let's go play some Grand Theft Horse....I mean Red Dead Redemption!

by Mr. Grape Drank December 12, 2010

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my lovely horse

a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.

My lovely horse,
Running through the field
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse
You're a pony no more
Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night, yeah,
Like a train in the night.

by The Anti-Ugly-Horse February 17, 2004

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