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When a woman's vagina lips flap as she queefs
Did you hear the Rebecca had a "happy duck" last night?
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When you finish filling out a form and then realize(or are told by the person processing the form) that you have ticked way too many boxes.
Guy 1: Hey dude can you look over this aplication form i filled in?
Guy 2: Ok (reads over document) dude what the hell you ticked all the boxs even the yes and no ones.
Guy 1: yeah i think i got a little box happy.
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Happy Thursday. It originated in Taft Avenue in Manila Philippines.
hey it's happy thursday! let's go drink!!
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venereal disease,(V.D.) is realy bad idea for a valentines card
"My boyfriend gave me a card that said 'Happy V.D.' Im going to get my self checked."
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When your wife: (1) after a few alcoholic beverages picks up a hot horny brunettebabe with a nice ass and brings her back to your hotel room for some good times (which include you), and 2) doesn't bust your balls the next day over it. Note:(Strippers are often an integral part of a Happy Birthday)
"My wife loves me so much, she made sure I had a Happy Birthday this year"; or
"Let me know if I'm going to have a Happy Birthday - I'll make sure I bring Viagra/Cyalis/Levitra."
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A shitty name for a shitty seltzer
Hey bro pass me a happy dad.
That’s kinda sus
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An expression for having sex at the end of a date.
After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.
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