Happy Jack

Toothless hillbilly from “Kentucky”

Dat der man boi ahh bot bot is a happy jack

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Happy T

Happy Thursday. It originated in Taft Avenue in Manila Philippines.

hey it's happy thursday! let's go drink!!

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Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.

The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.

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Happy V.D.

venereal disease,(V.D.) is realy bad idea for a valentines card

"My boyfriend gave me a card that said 'Happy V.D.' Im going to get my self checked."

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happy birthday

When your wife: (1) after a few alcoholic beverages picks up a hot horny brunettebabe with a nice ass and brings her back to your hotel room for some good times (which include you), and 2) doesn't bust your balls the next day over it. Note:(Strippers are often an integral part of a Happy Birthday)

"My wife loves me so much, she made sure I had a Happy Birthday this year"; or
"Let me know if I'm going to have a Happy Birthday - I'll make sure I bring Viagra/Cyalis/Levitra."

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happy dad

A shitty name for a shitty seltzer

Hey bro pass me a happy dad.
That’s kinda sus

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Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

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