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Girl who plays tennis and loves Native Americans, since they're stupid and it makes her feel smarter. She's pretty cool though and hates Dan Rosen so that's always good.
Jamie Harris is dating a Native American named Squanto.
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The act of a girl catching a cumshot in her hand then smacking the guy on the side/back/top of his head with it.
There were no towels to wipe off the load in her hand, so she just gave him a harry mitchell.
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A book series that tells of a young boy named Harry Potter (duh) and his adventures with his two close friends Ron and Hermione (and a few others) throughout 7 years of Hogwarts and 7 years of battling Lord Voldermort.
Harry Potter dies and comes back to life. Voldermort dies, but doesn't. Yay! :D
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An amazing book series that morons think is stupid but really isn't and is the greatest books EVER created written by J.K. Rowling an ah-mazing writer.
iloveharrypotter
Friend: Wow I hate Harry Potter.
Me:Excuse me.
Friend: Who ever wastes their time reading those books are stupid.
Me: *kills friend*
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a crack pot kid that thinks he's a wizard
he's a harry potter
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the main character in a series of books and movies who strongly needs to become deceased in the final book/movie after which draco malfoy will become king of the world.
harry potter: ahh dracco dont kill me! expelliarmus! im a 6th year and thats the only flippin spell i know!
draco *aka mcdreamy*: shut up you pansy! avada kedavra!
harry*screams like the fairy he is* im dead!
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The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man .
A priest performed a SAM HARRIS on a young girl last night as he had run out of boys
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