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Hipster

A dumb or silly child/teenager who thinks they're cool when they're really not

A hipster just said hi to me today, he sounded dumb

by Raysomcgy April 14, 2018


Hipster

Someone who had their apartment burn down and who lost everything, Creating a sub conscious personality that breeds a strong rejection of society's common viewpoint on most things. Often followed by denial of being a hipster. This type of personality is exceptionally educated but ofter portrays the inability to do things properly.

A used car salesman who doesnt sell many cars, is a hipster. Because if you are a used car salesman and follow the societal ways you will succeed.

by Shycetasian July 4, 2013


hipster

Someone who listens to indie-rock, wears 80's style clothing, (for men) has a long beard and has a lot of tattoos

omg he's such a hipster

by Jason15300 September 4, 2015


Hipster

how Pariya and Maya describe "a person who is not fashionable and is cringe in the process and is not cool what-so-ever'

you're so u=hipster

by Gertrude Igloo December 15, 2018


Hipster

A hipster is someone with a beard or a absurdly short fringe, who rolls the edges of their clothes up unnecessarily

Kid: "Mummy why have those people got their jeans rolled up so high, and why does that young man have and old man beard?"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"

by b3thamph3tamine3 October 12, 2015


hipster paul

a true hipster, thick black rimmed glasses, a kango hat, rolled up trousers , and a liberal at heart, someone who defends people who hate them and would kill them otherwise but feels they need a chance because media says so. Is easily offended and has sjw tendencies

that hipster paul over their is preaching to the masses of how we should feed the world when we have poor people in our own backyard starving half to death

by ddaman January 22, 2018


Strawberry Hipster Froyo

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.

Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!

by VelStod December 22, 2017