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Used when someone does something completely fuckin' amazing.
JD: "I just got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."
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1- The preferred method of asking someone if they are aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality. This phrase was made famous in the movie, 'The 40-Year Old Virgin'.
PAUL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
GREG: "How?"
PAUL: "Because you have a triangle rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like balls in my face.'"
GREG: "That's gay!?"
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1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.
A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.
Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.
Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*
Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?
Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...
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An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials
Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan
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the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?
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To make it seem like you are crazier then you really are.
that was dumb adam, yea thats how I role crazy and out of control.
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