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A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black
Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
A breed of chicken from northern England, highly affectionate but lacks common sense. Ginger feathers, spends around 80% of its life sleeping
I bet that Kieran Jackson is delicious with a bit of Cajun seasoning
A dumb, bitchy girl who thinks she is the coolest thing that ever walked the planet yet is an untalented whore. She tries so hard to appear unique and edgy in an attempt to get more attention as if she hasn't gotten enough attention. She has no singing talent but has a record deal and makes the shittiest music known to man. She takes a million pictures of herself but claims she struggles with body image. She is one of the most anorexic models out there with a twiggy figure but claims she eats" hella burgers and fries". My ass. She has one of the most stuck up attitudes and has a nasty mouth and she wonders why everyone thinks she is a bitch. She claims she doesn't want to use her platform for shallow reasons while she's doing just that. A complete self-absorbed, hypocrite. But honestly, I feel sorry for her. She's been through a lot. Maybe she just wasn't raised right. Alright I'll stop talking shit. I'm done.
" Does Paris Jackson ever eat?"
Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis
everyone wants to be like a jackson christian
Absolute fucking unit. Massive shlong and Cute, and Hanson, and Funny, And nice, and Attractive af.
Jackson Woodside is a GOAT
Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.
Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation “‘d”. Eg. Squid belly Jackson’d”
“So this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.
when something is really bad, often used in scary situations
"oh no..this is michael jackson bad."
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