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The sweetest man on earth, and the best perdon to have by your side
Example: Jacob is a celebrity and he gives world tours
Jacob sartorius is funny af
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jacob day is where u make out with Jacob
You go to his house or go up to him and school and kiss him randomly kiss Jacob day.
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The best couple you will ever find. Both are attractive,have a great sense of humour, and love each other dearly. Of course the slight age difference between the two is always worked out. No one loves each other like Cathy and Jacob do.
person 1: wow! that those two over there are perfect for each other! i bet they'll get married.
person 2: yep! they sure are pretty Cathy and Jacob
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Jacob wall- a species not belonging to either gender and while seemingly male the fameles have a different story leaving him friend zoned.
friend zone jacob wall
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A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”
You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.
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A smashing young fellow who is often known as the "ladies man"
He works on wall street, he runs multi-million dollar companies, is a movie star, and is a politican, what doesnt this man do.
Oswald Harvey Jacobs doesnt take no for an answer, and he can often be found wearing a suit and tie at all times
You see that guy with the 3 girls locked on to his arm, well hes an Oswald Harvey Jacobs, I'd kill a man to get a date with him.
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My beautiful boy.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '
Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '
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