Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans
guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: Iโm the fat greasy swan fucker
"have u seen the jake and cleetus fan fics?"
"ya theyre so gud"
What happens when you play too much World of Warcraft; The outcome of not showering in a week.
Dude, why are you playing Warcraft so much?
Im trying to build up my Jake-Grease.
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Complete fucking Moran who makes Kim Kardashian look like a Harvard Graduate.Says that he is all that when really he lowered YouTube standards to a literal potato chip.Drops songs that he says are fire,but the sad reality is that he can barely count to 30 without the help of his brothers song.The true reality is that he is going to get dropped by Comedy Shorts Gamer faster then he was dropped by Disney
My son in law has a very severe case of terminal Jake Paul.The dr's give him to months to live
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The act of shaking a homeless person on the street in exchange for money.
I had a great game of shake-a-jake after getting drunk in town last night!
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