the only name that can not be sus no matter what. he is a sexy asian buffting
jason has a big willy
A super nice person to know. Who likes to joke around and who is very sarcastic. He has a 7 inch dick that he can fly with. He is super shredded and is very respectful to the woman he likes most.
Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.
Girl: holy moly is that Jason?
Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.
All around good buddy.
Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.
Warzone-bot. Always camps in towers and bushes. Helps get you back. Always wonders where the enemy is. Has 3000 damage and 2 kills. Likes to steal your loot then say he doesn’t have it. Always be lyin.
We pushed a building and downed 3 people, got downed but our teamate didn’t push and ran to hide in a corner. He was being a real Jason.