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omg mikiah johnson is so cool i’m gonna follow her
When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.
Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work
Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!
someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.
Don't be Mr Johnson
"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"
noun, plural Magic Johnsons
The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.