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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis

Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?

by stinkypickle April 26, 2018


Johnson

A disposable or vape

Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.

by Tunechifan July 28, 2020


Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.

"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."

by EST_stockier1 December 09, 2019


Johnson

A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight

Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers

by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019


Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 06, 2022


Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.

I could go for a Johnson right now.

by TheJohnsonJohnson August 04, 2024


Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.

"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)

by cheryleveritt July 12, 2022