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Big dick energy.....except he actually has a big dick. A rare and complicated animal however after some intensive training moderately tolerable. Often has outbursts of energy including rage, weirdness and laughter often dominates females via tickling, extremely knowledgeable howeverr often fails to put his knowledge to use. Recently obtained a cleaning fairy as his habitat can become disgraceful. But besides all that his humour and ability to make people smile makes him the most amazimg specimen to ever exist and anyone lucky enough to know him should treat him the best they can. His heart is to big for the world.
Josh Mccarthy is a one of a kind bad bitch.
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The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.
Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!
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Short, funny guy who is in like with an alicia. he's mean at first but that's how he flirts. He's a trouble maker, but he's good in bed.
"who's that?" "wait he has a girlfriend" who? "Alicia!"" that would be a josh hanning"
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a boy who owns my heart,
he probably doesn’t know it but he’s cast a spell on me that nobody can undo,
i’m lost,
you are the knife inside my chest that pains me with every breath i take,
and the only way to stop the pain is to pull out the knife or to stop breathing.
“why are you looking at him like that?!”,” i can’t help it, he’s my josh baker”
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The most amazing person ever. He's a great singer, actor, and human being all together. He will be the best boyfriend ever to you and he won't cheat with anyone else. He is well known, very sexy, and just an overall perfect man.
Ericka- Who's that beautiful guy standing like a god over there?!?
Tiffany- Oh, him? That's Josh. Josh is mine. MY Josh Schussler! MINE!!!
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When your boyfriend steals you and your sisters stuff to buy crack
I was seeing that guy but I got joshed
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