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Karen might take a long time to get to know but once you get to know her she’s gold! As solid a friend as you can ask for, funny but you have to the listen for the brilliance of the nuance. She never misses a beat and and will beat you down if you mess with her friends and family. Most direct but sincerest person you’ll ever meet (when she’s not being a cunt).
Karen is the best friend a girl could ask for...
A middle-aged woman always wanting to speak to the manager. They drive an SUV and will report you to the police.
Karen: Okay, I would like everything in this store.
Cashier: Are you sure ma'am? That's sure a lot.
Karen: Was that an insult?! Let me talk to your manager!
Cashier: I am the manager.
Karen: THEN I'M CALLING THE POLICE
Two kids in the back snickering filming a TikTok of her.
Karen: STOP FILMING ME
Gets annoyed if you breath or talk back logically. A karen will never face the real truth. She'll never admit that she's wrong. 2020 level stubborn.
Portia you're being a karen right now. Stop it bitch.
When PK apparently no longer has to serve
Dam. You're in early. I don't need to serve now. I am going to be a Karen
She wants to talk to the manager and most likely took the kids
karen please I just want to see the kids
A Karen is an old woman who is either racist, stupid or loves to call the cops and pretend they’re getting harassed by younger people. Often if it’s a racism case then they try to hide that they are racist by probably saying “I have a black friend”.
Lady:I’m calling the cops
Jim:but what did I do (is black)
Jim:are u being racist rn?
Lady:no my dad is black and I have a black friend so I’m not racist.
Mack: (watching this video on YouTube) she is such a Karen
In life there are many Karen's
1. The classic Karen- Bob haircut, false nails and usually blonde, they will do ANYTHING to speak to the manager. They always think there right even though 99.99% they speak pure flubblegobbin.
2. The Karen Karen (or double Karen)- These are people called Karen with the Karen stereotype. This double Karen occurs when the stars align on a Friday 13th.
3. The enigma Karen- A person called Karen who is really kind. She's the type to bake really good cookies. However, they only appear once in a blue moon
Classic Karen: CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?
Double Karen: HURRY UP! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
Enigma Karen: I'm Karen, your Karen, she's Karen. Yet we're all so vastly different..