low key nerd

I don't know...but can somebody research this phrase and post a definition soon...I'm starting to see it more and more on people's myspace and facebook headlines

I'm a low key nerd!
I know y'all can't tell, but I'm a low key nerd.

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hang it low like a camel toe

"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.

A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"

"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"

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Low-carb Diet Burrito

1. A name that a person calls a dear loved one.

The moral of the story is never be different or question the existence of animals, or you will be lynched, my little low-carb diet burrito.

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Tow-Life Low-Life

A dope who thinks that driving a tow truck for minimum wage is an amazing career when in reality, they are just to stupid to work a real job.

Son, did you see that toothless homeless guy hanging around the convenience store, that’s the new midnight shift Tow-Life Low-Life.

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high-five-low-five

While spitroasting a lady the two gentleman give first a high five (see eiffel tower) and then a low five beneath the aforementioned lady.

never high-five-low-five a pregnant chick

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down low fro

A person's pubic hair.

"Girrll, I got to cut my down low fro it look like I got Buckwheat in a leg-lock!"

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All Time Low's Hustler Club

All Time Low's fanclub club called the Hustler Club. Comprimised of a family and hated by many. Despite what everyone thinks they're not teenies only some. Most are hxc fans. The ones who post on the boards are the coolest. We even have a Hustler Mafia and make All Time Low gifts a lot.
It opened November 25, 2008 and has became a big hit. Mainly comprimised of girls but we have a few boys.

Girl: Oh hai you going to go on All Time Low's Hustler Club?
Other Girl: Hellz yea! That place is the shiz they got a mafia!

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