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When a person wipes their ass from their back all the way to the end of their penis and then gets a blow job.
Holy shit balls dick lick your cock taste like poo.
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When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants
dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic
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when you lick a guys ball sack and then they stick to the inside of their thighs
"When a man is feelin' down, you just gotta lick 'em and stick 'em."
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When your skybison licks another person’s bussy. Technically ur skybison cheated on you :/
Aww my skybison licked Karls bussies.
Karl: oh my bussy
Bison: raawr
You: wtf skybison where licks bussy!!
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A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.
There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.
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That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
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