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A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).
1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
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where you eat out a butthole and come out with poop all over you teeth making them appear black, like coal.
"dude yesterday i was eatin out my girls ass and i hella got miners mouth".
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A water fountain or bubbler.
I'm thirsty. Where is the nearest mouth bidet?
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anal sex so good that when the person recieving, orgasms they foam at the mouth like there havin a seizure.
-dude did u get the job?
+yeah
-what did you do fuck that guy in the ass?
+ till he was foaming at the mouth.
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The act of eating out a female while she has a tampon in, literally resulting in a mouth full of cotton
Mary, who was menstrating, was starting to get eaten out by Joe but Joe had to quit quickly because he got bad cotton mouth.
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Complete dumbass that finds it difficult to even breathe.
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