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The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
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Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids
When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan
Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night
The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.
"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"
The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.
The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.
“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
A Buffalo based rapper, deep in the niche of reviving the 1990s east coast golden age rap style, known for dropping 50 projects a year, his Griselda collective and label, and his sideways mouth due to a shooting in 2012, which hit his face and left it partially paralyzed, thus the name of his 2024 album "Slant Face Killah"
Or simply the "Grimiest Of All Time"
Man 1: yo whats your favourite Conway The Machine album?
Man 2: nah I dont play that video game its boring af