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The sad little song made up for a joke by blue peter presenters who are desperate for pot.
omg, i need a high - come on kids, lets do it 1 more time;
Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea...
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Weed sprinkled on top of a nearly cached bowl.
Hey dude... That's almost out... let me throw some magical fairy dust on it.
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When you've achieved a high that makes you float around.
Dude were you riding the magic carpet with me?
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A very good game where if you chose the class named revenant and spam the 4 and 5 keys or use kurai and spam lc you win.
gold rank with big ego after dying:wow, I was 1v1'ing that bronze rank and he suddenly teleported out of my combo and kill me with rev sword auto combo. Black Magic 2 sucks.
random guy nobody had ever seen before: skill issue to be honest.
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The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.
A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
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A man's favorite orifice on a woman.
Melody longed for John to stick his throbbing crank in her Magical Pink Abyss.
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1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.
2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.
3. Your box of dildos
The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.
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