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a euphemism for Marijuana that no one has ever used and probably never will use
Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.
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Mary Sue
n.1
A negative reference to a female character
commonly used by beginning writers in their Fan-fiction.
Most times, the "Mary-Sue" is based upon the author.
She is unusually perfect and more advanced, also befriends
or becomes romantically entangled with the author's favorite
character/characters from the series. Because she is more
superior than the other characters in the work, she mainly
becomes the focus of the fan-fiction, thus ruining whatever
the fan-fiction was about.
As stated above, the name of the character referred to as
the "Mary-Sue" does not matter.
n.2
A person who acts smug or superior to a friend or comrade.
n.1
"Cassandra was a Mary-Sue in DD's version of Harry Potter VI."
n.2
"Don't be a Mary-Sue, you wanker!"
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Hottest super model ever!
She makes the sun shine.
... damn mary day is beautiful
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A character in primarily fan-fiction or mainstream media such as movies and TV whose glorification takes priority over the story.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, you hear about that new Mary Sue?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean the new main character of the new Star Wars movies?"
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A place that, according to Steely Dan and many others, simply won't do.
Oh no, William and Mary won't do.
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You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out
I dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy
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A person often to referred to as creepy or weird. Has an odd sense of humor and scares teachers. Is good at impersonations and is able to make weird sounds with his or her throat. Is also extremely funny when he or she wants to be.
Guy 1: Did you hear Mary Mae in class today?
Guy 2: Yea, she was making these weird animal sounds.
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