mike tyson

A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.

person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!

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Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

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The Flight Mike

a person who give NFL and NBA news. He flys in youtube and is mordern day equivalent of the traditional pigeon. gives good takes.

Imran - "I saw The Flight Mike flying, brotha never sleeps."

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mike goodwin

a weird kid that looks like he is Chinese when he smiles

"That kid looks like Mike Goodwin with his squinty eyes!"

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Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

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Mike Christo

A man who has moves like Jagger

That guy can dance! He is a total Mike Christo.

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mike’s rumors

a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.

bruh mike’s rumors are never true

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