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Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
To completely fuck up a common expression by mashing it up with another similar expression.
ie: hold the phone + hold your horses = phone your horses. "Whoa, whoa... phone your horses!"
ie: Bingo! + Bob's your uncle = Bingo's your uncle
The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.
As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.
A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...
***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...
Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!
A phrase usually used by a fuckwit
You're always on your phone, the other person replies with, you're a fuckwit
To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.
Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*
A teacher at school who is always telling you to put away your cell phone.
me "Im going to text message my sister"
friend "oh you best put that away, the cell phone nazi is comming"
me "thanks so much friend!! cell phone nazi sucks!"
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