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A game that has been historically played at music festivals since the late 70s. It involves whack-offs, catamarans and gobblers.
Anyone for a game of Penis Bag?
Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
When a mans pubic hair is caught in pants or zipper and is plucked out.
“Fuckkkk I just got a penis pluck I can’t move my legs!”
A big penis that will please your wife.
Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!
A Young Man named Sebastian Stauffer is said to have the world's only "Particle Penis* the smallest penis known to man.
Damn that boy got a particle penis, Rip
Penis racecar is penis racecar
Hello, have you heard of penis racecar
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It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat
Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog
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