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Teddy Boyfriend

I slept with my Teddy boyfriend last night we weren't cuddling.

Omg did you see her teddy boyfriend its hot

by So.this.is.it December 13, 2021


DOES GYATT HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Wanting to know if a girl with A MASSIVE BUTT has a boyfriend.

Spasoje: hello
Spasoje: does gyatt have a boyfriend
Spasoje: asking for a friend
Me: no no
Me: She breakup that night
Spasoje: i will tell him that
Spaoje: friend
Spasoje: i would never do that to her

by natagyatt September 27, 2023


Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...

*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂

by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018


I love my boyfriend! :3

Through it all he's been at my side. Making me want to better myself and love myself. Helping me find peace in the world and be able to love again. Through it all, he's the only person who I can say I truly love. Through thick and thin, better or for worse. He's always seen the good in me. Even when I was at the lowest points of my life he saw the good in me and loved me for it. Never once did I think I'd find someone as sweet as him. Someone who loves unconditionally, and cares for me and not physically appearance. He's the sweetest guy in the world. The best of men, and the best of people. The only person I want to spend my life with.

I love my boyfriend! :3
What's so great about him?
Everything!

by Dorianrrb June 24, 2023


boyfriend's blood

something that will be all over the floor if you try to cheat on your girlfriend, boys!!

girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?

girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.

girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!

by child from mars May 15, 2019


national boyfriend day January 29th

National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies

Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..

by Bro I love you January 28, 2021


Pandemic Boyfriend

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.

My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.

by i8civilization January 16, 2021