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Badly Packed Kebab

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

by FatBob May 15, 2003

187πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Christmas 5 Pack

Showing up to a Christmas celebration with a six-pack of beer, minus one.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.

For Greg's Christmas party I brought that new seasonal beer from New Belgium, but I had never tried it before (and I was thirsty on the drive over) so I gave him the Christmas 5 pack.

by 2horses December 24, 2009

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Service Pack 2

Also known as SP2.

A software update for the Microsoft Windows XP operating system.

A pitiful attempt by Microsoft to control the amount of circulating threats to their systems with basic, buggy applications. Utilizing their Windows Update service, the software is automatically downloaded and installed - an attempt to control the security market.

It contains basic software add-ons for their applications. These add-ons are very annoying, especially for the experienced computer users who already have better applications, but that are not recognized as proper programs as they are not authorized or owned by Microsoft.

Computers users with little experience are given a false sense of well being, and generally are taken advantage of.

SP2 contains a number of generally useless add-ons for their applications which although seem as if they will do your computer good, will affect perfectly working third party updates - such as registry updates or drivers. Once installed, SP2 will overwrite these, thus creating previously prevented problems.

SP2's threat preventing applications work alongside or conflict with similar yet more effective programs and continuously persist in annoying the user. For example, an effective popup blocker will show a message after successfully blocking a popup. However, SP2's popup blocker will either miss the popup, or appear over the third party popup blockers window, creating an annoyance for the user who has to close two windows. SP2's 'butting in' over other applications is probably fueled by Microsoft's desire to beat or own the competition - in this case, refusing to detect a more effective popular third party popup blocking application due to the fact that it is not owned or related to Microsoft.
In some cases, the user is forced to discard one of these applications, sometimes with SP2 Popup blocker prevailing.

Most components of SP2 are basically simple, yet annoying warnings regarding the download of suspicious files. If you hadn't ordered to download a program, what would make you download a program appearing from no-where?

Overall, SP2 is a trouble causing update that should be avoided if you already have applications that do the job that SP2 says it will. Rather that downloading a 70MB file, consult experienced computers for a better and smaller sized alternative.

1. I have installed Service Pack 2 and have been having all my old computer problems since.

2. It takes more than 20 minutes for SP2 to repair a wireless network connection, rather than a few seconds without it.

3. It took me 2 days to download Service Pack 2 on my Dial-up connection.

4. Service Pack 2 - All your previous computer problems in a 70MB file.

by Sushi December 30, 2005

296πŸ‘ 141πŸ‘Ž


jet packing

partaking of sex through a persons shoulder blades squished together to form a sort of half pipe shape while resting balls on the back of the neck.

My parents saw me lying face down and asked what the hell was going on. I told them i was jet packing

by B0rne May 26, 2008

20πŸ‘ 213πŸ‘Ž


Go Pack Go!

When you’re yearning for another man to come pack his meat in your box. This phrase is heard a lot throughout Wisconsin, Down town San Fransisco, and Tampa.

Wisconsinite: Hey Aaron, Go Pack Go!
Aaron: Which end do you want it packed in?

by Numberonepackersfan June 14, 2019

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Pack Your Mud

A term used to describe or refer to shoving your Cock into someone's ass.

Hey Bruce, go get the vaseline so I can Pack Your Mud tonight.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


meth bust packing

The act of packing boxes as they are going out the door.

"Just throw it all in the boxes, go go go! This is meth bust packing damn it!"

by Squatch May 3, 2008

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž