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Time for happy hour to begin.
She grieved over her husband for a whole year. But now it seems like the sun is over the yardarm for her.
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To get fussed at, or out by someone.
The child did not sweep the kitchen floor, and was raked over the coals by her mother.
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The feeling you have the day after having one too many heavily hopped craft beers. Variation a normal booze hangover.
Man I swear 3 of these double IPAs is way too many, hop-over bigtime this mornin
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weak attempt to try to hook up with a girl. she must really not be into you if she wont show you any skin. im pretty sure the cut off to admitting this is no later than 6th grade, but i dont know how kids act now a days.
I was trying to have sex with this girl over last summer....Good news is that I DID get some over the shirt action from that chic
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A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
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a sex move where the girl lays on the bed doggy style while the guy thrusts his pelvis aggressively into the girl’s vagina
“ I want him to run me over so bad “
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British slang for "head over heels"
I'm arse over elbow for that lassy