jizz pizza

When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum

Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face

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penis pizza

The sexual act of running a pizza cutter up and down, or around, an erect penis. If the pizza cutter is recently used, it feels better.

After enjoying a nice homemade pizza Sally decided to spice up the mood by giving Jim a penis pizza.

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Pizza Burger

That nasty shit they threw together at the last minute to feed you in lunch

person#1-I dont know why you cutting in line man.
person#2-Why what we got?
person#1-That nasty ass pizza burger again?
person#2-Man this school broke as fuck.

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pizza job

Usually a low paying, entry level job that requires little or no job experience or even education at all. These jobs are usually jobs that are done by teenagers, college students or the elderly, along with laid off workers to get enough income to buy a pair of jeans and live off a diet of pizza. For some reason, it always involves working with pizza in some shape or form, either making pizza, selling pizza, delivering pizzas, stocking pizzas on a shelves.

Example of pizza jobs - McDonalds, grocery store, gas station, pizza delivery

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Penor pizza

It is when you buy stuffed crust pizza and stick your Uber Hard P3n0r in the crust and your like SUCK MY DYICK!!

Hey Mom order some penor pizza so i can stick my penor in it Okay honey Hey mom your a black man by the way MHMMHMHHMMHMH.

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european pizza

its when you take a hot diarria on a girls chest then you piss on it then you cum on it then u lick it up.

boy: "hey wanna make a european pizza"
girl: "ok, sounds good"
boy: "oh, it is".
girl: "yes that tastes good"

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Pizza bagel

A jewish guy or gal who either loves Italian food or only dates people who are Italian

"dude" you are such a pizza bagel

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