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When a person take more time than necessary to do something.
When a person is parking for a long time:
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
The act of taking a shit in someone’s belly button.
After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
When you inhale harsh cannabis that results in you coughing so hard that your blood pressure rises and you sweat unlike a green out you don't vomit and for the most part you're still good to smoke after a minute or so
Person 1: coughs lungs out after hitting water bong.
Person 2: Damnnn you sweating hard are you greening?.
Person 1: nah its all good its just pot sweats.
when a male holds his genitalia up to his partners nose and pees so it comes out the other nostril; sinus rinse.
“Yo bro I just netti potted Emma last night”
A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.
Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave
Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter
Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product
Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.
He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.
When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.
Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.
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