Random
Source Code
Random
"Getting Papered".
When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.
*Guy in a suit walks up to a crime scene*
Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".
Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"
Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"
A form of manipulation, often carried out by people in positions of power—such as judges, lawyers, doctors, or police officers—where false, misleading, or completely fabricated written communication (such as reports, records, or legal documents) is used to distort facts, undermine a person's reality, or discredit them. This tactic can involve not only adding false information but also creating entirely false documents to cover up crimes. It is frequently used to manufacture false mental health narratives or discredit victims of non-consensual human experimentation. The purpose is to conceal the crimes of those in power, making false information appear as the "gospel truth"—essentially
Police Cover-Up Example
"Officer Gordon Dorham sent me a letter falsely claiming that I had filed an Internal Affairs complaint against one of their officers. However, I never filed such a complaint. The letter was part of a cover-up for Oakland Police Department Cannabis Unit Officer John Jacko Romero, who failed to shut down his cousin Jacko’s illegal cannabis operation. Instead of addressing the real issue, they engaged in gaslighting on paper, framing false mental health issues against me without ever mentioning the officer or his cousin's illegal cannabis operation."
Medical Gaslighting Example
"A doctor created a backdated medical note, falsely stating that I had paranoia in 2020, even though I never saw them that year. This completely fabricated document was an example of gaslighting on paper to discredit me and cover up the crimes committed against me."
When you shave her legs and there super smooth. They are paper smooth. And like weed when it smokes good. It goes down paper smooth
Wow I just shaved my legs and they are paper smooth and then I smoked a joint that was similiar!!
Paper Rape is when your mom/dad signs a consent form for your field trip, educational enhancement, extracurricular participation, etc. without your actual consent
Dad: Son, I signed the consent form for the field trip
Son: Dad, I didn't want to go.
Dad: Oh no! I committed Paper Rape!
Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.
I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*
But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”
Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.
I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*
But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”