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A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
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The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
"Dude you should have the fac
Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!
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A person named Lilah morrigan kinzzy or Amie are consider smexy potato’s however they are very loud but hot hot hot they are.
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Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.
"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."
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The meaty area between your thumb and index finger.
"I was cutting an apple and sliced right into my potato queet. It huts like a SOAB."
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- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke
Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!
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When taking pictures with an iphone and believing your a professional photographer
Guy 1: Aw man that is a great shot! Guy 2: yeah not too bad for a potato picture
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