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One that displays a particular deficiency in being able to solve simple mathematical equations...such as those involving Calculus or Algebra/Geometry.
Man, why the fuck does Alex display such a flaw in being able to take Pre-calc? He can't even graph y=x.. He's such a math retard...
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to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.
Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.
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half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"
"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"
"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"
"He must be half-a-retard"
"Oh yeah"
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An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.
"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"
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1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.
2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.
So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.
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Categorized as giving double meaning to various words or phrases. The alternate meaning of said phrases tend to indicate something sexual on a stupidly inclined subject matter.
Sally is eating some cherry tomatoes. "Popping those cherries huh? Double retard..."
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To move at an exceedingly slow pace.
Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.
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