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When you walk into a porn scene involving a horse fucking a girl raw, that startles the horse into cumming in and all over her. In all she then become ripped in two and stomped by the frightened horse. The horse proceeds to fuck the split in two girl.
Cameron: I saw a Fire rocket kapush yesterday.
Amahede: how split up was the bitch
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Totally or outrageously ridiculous...causing anger or contempt.
OMFG! Are you serious? You got a D...yea...that test blew ass rockets!
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a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral
dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.
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This is when you are "plowing" a girl in the ass right after a hot sauce enima.
Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!
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a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)
Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!
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when a girls pussy smells so bad that you have to piss instead of cum jus to get out of there
Dude it was so horrible that i had to pull the stinky piss rocket.
the next day after giving her the stinky piss rocket i wonder if it was her ass or her pussy that i had fucked
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Rare but Freaky. Symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe anal bleeding and aperant telaportation -- in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) Usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. Example: See TV's House. Season 3. Episode 4.
Person 1:
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"
Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"
Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"
Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"
Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"
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