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The act of telling someone that they are wrong while swinging your big dick in their face.
My essay was terrible so my teacher gave me a Moroccan meat rocket
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Totally or outrageously ridiculous...causing anger or contempt.
OMFG! Are you serious? You got a D...yea...that test blew ass rockets!
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a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral
dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.
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This is when you are "plowing" a girl in the ass right after a hot sauce enima.
Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!
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a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)
Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!
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when a girls pussy smells so bad that you have to piss instead of cum jus to get out of there
Dude it was so horrible that i had to pull the stinky piss rocket.
the next day after giving her the stinky piss rocket i wonder if it was her ass or her pussy that i had fucked
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Rare but Freaky. Symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe anal bleeding and aperant telaportation -- in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) Usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. Example: See TV's House. Season 3. Episode 4.
Person 1:
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"
Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"
Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"
Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"
Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"
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