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An MTV show that kind of copied Real World. It isn't really good. It's actually exactly like Real World but they actually DO STUFF there.
Road rules is a show.
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If they Can't Take a Joke,Fuck Them.
The Museum people where angry because I wrote Captions on their Old Paintings? The Captions were Funny.Rule-J,If they can't take a Joke,Fuck them.
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When studying for an exam, anything learned after midnight will be forgotten the next day.
I stayed up all night cramming, but didn't do well on the test because I was so tired. Should have remembered the midnight rule and gotten a good night's sleep.
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A rap artist who was once considered a "wanksta" but has come back with the street joint "New York" which has all of the former haters talking.
50 cent's daddy.
50 cent - Damn daddy.... what are you doing fucking my girl?
Ja Rule - Shut up bitch... you can have this pussy when I'm finished.
50 cent - But she's mine da-
*50 cent is pimp slapped by Ja Rule*
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No matter the circumstance, if a person asks why you own/bought a gun but rejects the answer you give them, the backup answer will always be "Zombie Invasion". This may also be the original answer.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.
If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.
Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.
John: Hey, check out this sweet new 12-gauge I just got!
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>
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Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
stop raging at this thread it falls under rule 24 we all know the facts
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If you are a gamer and are a witness of a chav being ran over or beet up by fellow gamer nerds or school nerds, when the group have disbanded this rule states that you must teabag said chav.
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