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When one is going down on their dirty bitch and he decimates her snatch with his teeth. He then flosses his teeth with her pubes.
I had to drive Propecia off to the hospital after giving her a Russian Dental Floss, or my ass would have been hauled off to gitmo for terrorizing that shit.
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Drinking game with several friends.
Half of the shots are a Shot from Hell (half Tabasco half vodka) and the other half are water and Tabasco.
You don't know which one you're drinking.
Tabasco is made in Louisiana and Vodka is made in Russia.
Watch out! Alcohol makes it burn worse.
Drunk Kid: Hey lets play Louisiana-Russian Roulette!
Everyone Else: Thats a terrible idea.
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Alternative attack move to the Russian Leg Sweep.
Derived in Britain in 2011. The Russian Sweep Kick requires the 'attacker' to drop to the ground and spin on their rear end whilst simultaneously extending either their left or right leg up at a 20 degree angle towards their opponents inside leg.
This is a highly skilled move and performed correctly will bring an opponent to the ground.
Whoa you see that guy's Russian Sweep Kick?
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When a man stands over a women’s mouth with a hard on. The women pulls the man’s penis while the man defecates in her mouth.
Like the soft serve ice cream machines. Thus the Russian Dairy King is well...
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When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)
The other day I wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so I had Russian Ditch Sex
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Like Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have several potential sexual partners, at least one of whom can give you an STD. Choose wisely.
"That party last night was just one big game of Russian Sex Roulette
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Slang/code for having sex
-Are you going to see the Russian Philharmonic Orchestra this weekend?
-Oh yeah! You know it.
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